{"id":45,"date":"2022-12-20T17:20:49","date_gmt":"2022-12-20T17:20:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dretch.com\/?p=45"},"modified":"2022-12-20T17:20:50","modified_gmt":"2022-12-20T17:20:50","slug":"new-years-eve-2020","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dretch.com\/?p=45","title":{"rendered":"New Year&#8217;s Eve 2020"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Listening to: <a href=\"https:\/\/sbdc.bandcamp.com\/track\/bad-at-sex\">SDBC &#8211; Bad At Sex<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We (Stanley and I) were to depart this summer for a long awaited trip across Canada.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>When he first came home I promised him the best life ever and, for the most part, it&#8217;s been a promise upheld. Travel, love and adventure. Snowshoeing on Seymour, swimming in Lynn Creek, Sunday morning &#8220;pizza crust hunting&#8221; on Commercial Drive, lots of friends and even a few concerts. He once expressed a desire to pee on Newfoundland. I&#8217;m not sure he entirely understands WHAT the maritime provinces are. PEI may indeed be a form of cookie. None the less, a plan was made.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The vehicle in question was a cheaply obtained 1987 G20 &#8216;Get-Away Van&#8217; in need of repair. Even after finished those, the mechanic who inspected it gave us &#8220;at least a 50-50&#8221; chance of making it. With these odds are adventures made.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8220;The Thing&#8221; scuttled all those plans and will likely do so for next year as well. I hope Stanley lives long enough to pee across Canada see the other side of the country, he&#8217;s getting to be an old dog these days.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ugg. Fuck 2020.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Listening to: SDBC &#8211; Bad At Sex We (Stanley and I) were to depart this summer for a long awaited trip across Canada. When he first came home I promised him the best life ever and, for the most part, it&#8217;s been a promise upheld. Travel, love and adventure. Snowshoeing on Seymour, swimming in Lynn [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":46,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-45","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-photo","category-rants"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dretch.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dretch.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dretch.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dretch.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dretch.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=45"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/dretch.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":47,"href":"https:\/\/dretch.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/45\/revisions\/47"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dretch.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/46"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dretch.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=45"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dretch.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=45"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dretch.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=45"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}